Friday, April 18, 2008

! ! ! this just in ! ! !

. . . . dueling odors

Everyone in my department will know of whom I speak, the rest of you, alas, will have to use your imaginations.

Our computer lab is in an open room along one wall. Everyone in there no doubt has watering eyes due to the fact that there is currently a gentleman who BaThEs regulary in cologne sitting next to Mumu Woman, who neglects to put on deodorant and obviously has a house full of small dogs who pee and crap everywhere. The combination should carry an industrial chemical hazard warning!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL Ok, I have a picture of a brilliant flash of light from behind the bookcases.

Erica said...

not to mention the aromas wafting up from the basement kitchen, where doris & kat are cooking various things...

Holley T said...

It is indeed a very potent cocktail of aromas, but I'd just as soon not smell them all together...some of them, at all. The only thing that could really just cap it off would be a dirty diaper.

T, I'm sure you saw that episode of Dirty Jobs too...?

Kenny P. said...

I can relate! I only bathe the left half of my body, and on the right side I bathe in peppermint oil! It's CRAZY!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh Kenny, you crazy whack-a-mole. Once that second baby is born you'll be lucky if you have time to stick a pinky in peppermint oil, let alone one whole half side of you. Hope your better half enjoys the fresh scent of half of you now, because it won't last forever. Before long, you too may resemble the guy in the libes....
bws

Holley T said...

Kenny-that is still a bath of some kind on each side...you'll still be ahead of the game

Anonymous said...

Mike Rowe, mmmmmmm