! ! ! this just in ! ! !

One of our regular patrons (and one whom we are all friendly with, otherwise I would not joke with him) just came up and asked if Daxx would help him with a MS Word problem, so I said, "Two trains leave two separate stations at the same time going 30 miles per hour in opposite directions, how soon do they meet?"

To his credit, he didn't even roll his eyes.

that is all.