unfortunate children's book titles

By popular demand, I give you The List.  I have shelved each and every one of these books at one time or another during my career.  What you are about to read is not a lie.  Check Amazon, I dare you.  

The Love Affair of Mr. Ding and Mrs. Dong

One Tricky Monkey Up On Top 

Licks of Love  

Six Is So Much Less Than Seven 

Little Lee Lee’s Birthday Bang

Charlene Likes To Make Noise

Something Is Growing

It Looked Like Spilled Milk

The Missing Piece Meets the Big O

Hop On Pop

What Do You Do With A Tail Like This?  

Ernest and the Big Itch  

Let’s Do That Again! 

The Feel Good Book 

Going Solo

The Great Snake Escape

Show & Tell Bunnies 

Rain Romp    

Ten In A Bed  

Don’t Pop Your Cork On Mondays

Lunchtime For Purple Snake 

Just Too Little

Naughty Nautical Neighbors 

Just Enough Is Plenty 

Six Is So Much Less Than Seven

Captain Underpants and the Attack Of the Naughty Lunchroom Ladies

Meet My Staff                                                     

How To Do Three Bears With Two Hands

Samantha’s Special Talent

Pants Off First!

How Did You Grow So Big, So Soon?

Tom Swift and His Big Dirigible

Upchuck and the Rotten Willy

Something Big Has Been Here

Magical Melons

What Aunts Do Best

A Squash and a Squeeze

The Very Noisy Night

The Best Toy of All

Have You Got My Purr?

There's a Wocket in my Pocket

Oliver's Milkshake

Two Girls Can!

The Shape of Me and Other Stuff

Inch by Inch

Can You Make a Piggy Giggle?

The Hungry Thing Returns

The Chick on the Thick Brick

Are You Ready to Play Outside?

Anna Shares

The Hole in the Dike

Ding Dong! Gorilla!

I See Kitty

Eat Up, Little Donkey

Runny Honey

Mr. Putter and Tabby Pick the Pears

Did I Hear a Hello From Above or Below?

Crunch Munch

Just Big Enough

I'm Too Fond of My Fur

Willie's Adventures

Your Daddy Was Just Like You

Too Noisy!

You Are (Not) Small
Play With Me
Tools Rule!
On My Way To Bed
The Incredible Shrinking Superhero
Noisy Nora
Miss Maple's Seeds
A Big Guy Took My Ball!
More More More, Said the Baby
Rise of the Snakes
Guess Who Bites
Beware the Lizard