Toes: "we onwee dwaw on papuh, not own wawls, owah awms, owah ebee, owah scowt, owah mommy, owah daddy, owah auntie, owah nanna, owah aunt howie, onwee on papuh, not on wawls...right aunt howee?"
Me: that's right! no drawing on walls, only on paper!
E: "Mom! Bebe's on the couch!"
Toes: "BEBE! Get owf duh couch!" (to me:) "Bebe teetees on duh couch."
Me: Yes, Bebe is getting old and can't hold her bladder very well anymore.
Toes: Bwadduh?
Me: Yes, everything that teetees has a bladder.
Toes: Weulll, I teetee and I don't haf a bwadduh!
Me: Yes, everyone in the house has a bladder.
Toes: Weull, Nana don't haf a bwadduh.
Me: Yes she does. Everyone has a bladder Toes.
Toes: why you haf two eahwings aunt howee?
Me: because I have two ears
Toes: why? (yes, we have arrived at this developmental stage)
Me: God put them there
Toes: why?
Me: You'll have to take that up with him.
Toes: I don't haf two ears
Me: Well, what are these?
Toes: Okay, well maybe
Toes will be a philosophy major at some point I'm fairly certain :)
3 comments:
that child cracks me up.
That child cracks ME up!
She told nana tonight that we had been to the hospital today (????!!!!!)
k
well, nothing brightens up an uneventful day like an imaginary trip to the hospital :)
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