Patron: I'm looking for a book. It's by Edgar Allan Poe. It's a book of short stories. They might be classified as horror stories.
Me: (inside) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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PRACTICALLY ALL OF THEM, YOU DA!!!!!!!!
Me: (outside)
Edgar Allan Poe is at 818. We also have some of his short stories in the short story section, look in the P's for Poe.
that is all.
3 comments:
i hate when the patrons think they're smarter than us. because CLEARLY they're NOT. period. end of story.
It was a high school kid, which I found even more depressing.
I admire your restraint.
BWS
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