Patron: I'm looking for a book. It's by Edgar Allan Poe. It's a book of short stories. They might be classified as horror stories.
Me: (inside) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
PRACTICALLY ALL OF THEM, YOU DA!!!!!!!!
Edgar Allan Poe is at 818. We also have some of his short stories in the short story section, look in the P's for Poe.
that is all.