Thursday, September 24, 2009

let me give you my helping hand...

A friend of mine at work has been inundated with phishing emails for several months now. No one can quite figure out why but it has been highly amusing from time to time. Here is a very special email he received this week:

Aloha, my gentleman

I am a very open-minded and cheerful girl. I appreciate life as an invaluable gift. I believe in the eternity and love God. I am creative by nature, aspire harmony and perfection in everything. I am independent, have my own opinion and act as I think I should. I am an intelligent person, but I will always obey and agree with the wise and noble decision. I enjoy museums, theatre and reading. I am active and practice yoga, run every evening, swim regularly, enjoy travel to mountains and dancing with romantic music. I am a cheerful and sociable young lady. Mainly all the time I am in a good mood. I can tell that I am a little bit stubborn, I like when everything is the way I like. I value my close people and my friends, if they need my help I will turn myself upside down to give them my helping hand. I like to go to the cinema and theatre. I like traveling by car with my friends. I am fond of sport and I often go to the gym and I like skating. I wish to open my own store of nice underwear. I am looking for a honest, intelligent man, kind, able to support his family.

Yourth faithfully


Wine in Thyme said...

Hey, don't knock her. Isn't it the American dream to open your own store of nice underwear? Especially if you're mainly all the time in a good mood!

Wine in Thyme said...

send your e-mail address to w/Portland in the subject line for Portland restaurant info. BWS