"Well, as I do not have a computer, what do I do now? Can you radio them for me? I have a short hand radio."
I acted like I didn't hear that and just recited the AL venues that did list phone numbers. Then she wanted north Georgia. Yay for them. While we were doing this, she forgot her other question (very common) and said she would call back when she remembered (unfortunately, also very common).
Oh happy day. I admit freely that I gave her those numbers with glee. If anyone deserves a call from Renfield, it's them.