. . . . dueling odors
Everyone in my department will know of whom I speak, the rest of you, alas, will have to use your imaginations.
Our computer lab is in an open room along one wall. Everyone in there no doubt has watering eyes due to the fact that there is currently a gentleman who BaThEs regulary in cologne sitting next to Mumu Woman, who neglects to put on deodorant and obviously has a house full of small dogs who pee and crap everywhere. The combination should carry an industrial chemical hazard warning!