*curtain goes up*
As A and I are sitting here "working", a gaggle of children are quietly (they think) creeping up the stairs....let's listen in:
"Hey, you can't go up there! Those are grown-up book!"
"I don't care! Let's go up!"
"You can't go up there! There are books with A-S-S on them up there!"
thank you for your attention!
*curtain goes down*